Julia Roberts’ Smile
One of the widest smiles in Hollywood, how could anyone forget about her?
Kylie Jenner’s Lips
This TV personality/reality star (neither of which are actual jobs) claims to never have had injections to her lips. Khloe Kardashian claims she did. I claim to not care.
Miley Cyrus’ Abs
I can never have abs like this in my entire life. Daddy loves his beer too much. Gotta keep hydrated. It’s all that global warming. I want to change, honest.
Christina Hendricks’ Chest
I honestly can’t grasp the irony of being a great actress playing a feminist role in one of the best shows on TV and ending up in this article for what mother nature gave you. Sorry, Christina. You deserved better.